MgicTwnger
August 31st, 2005, 07:04 AM
Ok, since I havn't seen a tidal wave of scuba jokes of any kind pouring onto this board how about this: we all write a joke. I'll start it, anyone is invited to add their two cents. I think we better keep it pretty clean. Here goes:
Three divers walk into a bar, PADI, TDI, and YMCA. The PADI guy plunks a goose down on the bar and says, "I'll bet you guys a subscription to a glossy scuba magazine that I can make this bird lay a golden egg. You know the type of magazine: one with hyped-up reviews of every new gadget on the market and pictures of people in neoprene, thongs and speedos who look better than anybody YOU'VE ever seen. Mabye even an article on photography by Stephen Friggin' Frink!
So the TDI guy says.........
Three divers walk into a bar, PADI, TDI, and YMCA. The PADI guy plunks a goose down on the bar and says, "I'll bet you guys a subscription to a glossy scuba magazine that I can make this bird lay a golden egg. You know the type of magazine: one with hyped-up reviews of every new gadget on the market and pictures of people in neoprene, thongs and speedos who look better than anybody YOU'VE ever seen. Mabye even an article on photography by Stephen Friggin' Frink!
So the TDI guy says.........